I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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