I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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