there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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