why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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