kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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