DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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