I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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