areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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