So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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