you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Mom said you looked used
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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