the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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