Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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