He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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