No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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