And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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