i don't plan on having that self control this summer
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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