i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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