She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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