Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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