In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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