His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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