guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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