AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it glows. i had to have it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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