if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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