what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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