hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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