I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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