I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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