Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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