you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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