so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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