There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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