i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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