Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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