so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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