He is an equal opportunity slut.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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