why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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