coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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