i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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