I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Found your dick twin last night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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