I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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