The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
