She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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