dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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