I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
