Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You can't just leave with hair like that
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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