yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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