I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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