Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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