And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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